Friday, April 6, 2012

Normal Man Dictionary



 Hi people, Today would like to share you my short entry. Enjoy our NOrmal Man Dictionary.




BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.



MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.



WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines.





We Human Have Different Definition for Something, Yet We are still The Same! 







PEACE,
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