Monday, April 16, 2012

SIMPLEST Way To Annoy People Around You!

We have learn top 50 To annoy People, now IS THE TIME to know WHAT is the Simplest Way To Annoy People Around You!

  • Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
  • only type in lowercase.
  • dont use any punctuation either
  • Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  • Pay for your dinner with pennies.
  • Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  • Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

  • Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
  • Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
  • Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
  •  Drive half a block.
  • Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  •  Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
  • Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
  • Wear a LOT of cologne.
  •  Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 
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  • Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."hahahahah ! very good onE!
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  •  Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
  • Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times you all! 

  • Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Yes here are just few tips that you can follow to annoy people. But I believe, those who born to be annoying, have more than just few simple tricks that i've Shared to annoy people!

REMINDERS : Only use this tricks for BONA FIDE


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